Thursday, May 27, 2010

Clever solution to Airport security

Got this via email today:


The Airport Solution

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners
at the airports.

Have a special custom-made booth that you can step into that will
not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.


It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
crap about racial profiling, plus this method would eliminate a long
and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's pure genius. I can see it now: you're
in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number
_____ ".

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